Ed Sheeran covering Moments by One Direction on UStream May 21, 2012
(Source: drunkwithhoran, via foreverharry)
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we ran out of kiwifruit, but oh well, it tasted good! reblog guys x
so cute!
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omfg i cant breathe
| Kim Kardashian: | I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce |
| America: | Well sure why not? |
| Britney Spears: | I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing |
| America: | Whatever you want! |
| Carmen Electra: | I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol |
| America: | Okay, sounds like fun! |
| Gay couple: | We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and - |
| America: | WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO |
| Mom: | It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be- |
| Me: | *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night* |
“Harry decided to lay down on the beach and take a quick power nap and Zayn brought it upon himself to bury him in the sand. He has a sinister mind.”
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